croatsandbosniansandserbsohmy:

yeah sure wish we had a key

(via pointybirds)

broccoliavenger:

meulins-choice-ass:

87daysbefore:

me: 

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you:

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Lemon is someone out  theres favorite.

thats the most uplifting thing ive read all day

(via hudderswhattimeisit)

bloodpactgirlscout:

so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:

"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious. 

(via moriarty)

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

(via adifferenthunger)

marniethedog:

My favorite sport

(via tastefullyoffensive)

flyartproductions:

Napoleon doesn’t know what they want from him

Napoleon Bonaparte in his study at the Tuileries (1812), Jacques-Louis David / Mo Money Mo Problems, Notorious B.I.G. ft. Mase, Puff Daddy

(via likeneelyohara)

crrabs:

STEAL HER LOOK: Judge Judy

Fendi judge gown: $399

Versace diamond band wring: $2999

Channel diamond ear wrings: $4999

MAC deep plum lipstick: $17.50

Lase detailing: $1.50 per foot

Smile: pricless

(via networkconnectivityproblems)

duckrunsagain:

run-like-a-zombie:

…I may or may not have teared up a bit reading this ;)

I needed this kind of inspiration today. :)

(via moriarty)